| so i got my myspace 3 years ago, i got xanga 4 years and 5 months ago, i got blurty 4 years and 7 months ago, neopets 5 years and 8 months ago and internet 10 year and 4 months ago.. its all good |
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| huh... its been two years and 257 days since i wrote my first blog on xanga... i wonder how long its been since blingy or blogy or whatever it used to be called.. omg.. i remember now.. it was in the computer room C and it was Angie, Jill and Maggie and I, and they helped me set up the account... that was back in Sophomore year.... weeeeirrd.... |
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| OYE PEOPLE!!!!!! im colombia and will be for a while. its 3pm and my stepmom still hasnt picked me up for lunch.. woot woot.. i miss you all and i cannot wait to get back there to the states.. its so freaking hot here its not even funny!!! ok well i gotta go!! ADIOS |
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| I love ya gay guys.... but this is funny
A gay man named Roger goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Roger, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Roger is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Roger asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your as*hole is for." |
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